Flannel shirt and jeans, pad the generously. Get a wig, slick it down with grease, have a DA in the back and a pompadour up front. (DA is duck ). Pad the chest generously as well. And, at least to make your entrance, or for your formal photographs be sure to carry a chain-saw in one hand, and a mug of beer in the other. BLACK shoes like Ellen's will finish off your ensemble.
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