As Roy D. Mercer would say, "How big of an ol' boy are you?"?

I'm an LSU fan and I'm a pretty big ol' boy. I'm capable of eating a Tigers' share of crow. If you're a Buckeye fan, just how big of an ol' boy are you? Ohio State will get the whoopin' of their lives. Big ol' gals are welcome too. If I'm gonna eat crow, I want to get plenty to eat. How about you?